Tuesday 27 April 2010

Kitten Heels


Allegedly Kitten Heels are back. Now personally i won't be embracing the kitten heel as if we are honest they are only adaquate for leggy ladies who want to feel sexy, without adding too much height. Well, as far as i'm concerned, kitten heels have only one function- to make your feet look like boats. A size 3 looks like a 6, a 6 looks like an 9 and god only knows how big already big feet look in the dreaded mid heel.

There are only two options for tell women in the case of this horrible fashion trend: 1. Ignore and wear only flats or massive heels and get over the height factor. Or 2. Become middle aged and do the two step at a family wedding.

The kitten heel, for all shapes and sizes of lady, is just not appropriate. They are, regardless of whether Chanel or Laboutin is making them, quintessentially middle-aged. (For all middle-aged women worrying about looking like mutton dressed as lamb- just add a pair of your 90s kitten heels for instant ageing "fashion")

P.s. Please note the photo and the length of the foot in the shoe in question. Eugh.

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