Kitten Heels

Allegedly Kitten Heels are back. Now personally i won't be embracing the kitten heel as if we are honest they are only adaquate for leggy ladies who want to feel sexy, without adding too much height. Well, as far as i'm concerned, kitten heels have only one function- to make your feet look like boats. A size 3 looks like a 6, a 6 looks like an 9 and god only knows how big already big feet look in the dreaded mid heel.

There are only two options for tell women in the case of this horrible fashion trend: 1. Ignore and wear only flats or massive heels and get over the height factor. Or 2. Become middle aged and do the two step at a family wedding.

The kitten heel, for all shapes and sizes of lady, is just not appropriate. They are, regardless of whether Chanel or Laboutin is making them, quintessentially middle-aged. (For all middle-aged women worrying about looking like mutton dressed as lamb- just add a pair of your 90s kitten heels for instant ageing "fashion")

P.s. Please note the photo and the length of the foot in the shoe in question. Eugh.

Ugg Boots

Are you an Eskimo? If the answer to this question is no, then you should not be wearing ugg boots.

I'm sure on some of you they look fine, but as an ugg (or pretend ugg) boot perpetrator many years ago i can, for fact, inform you that whilst your feet are super snug, they just aren't attractive or cool. There is nothing, nothing less attractive in footwear then cheap uggs that are being walked on incorrectly. If you insist on wearing uggs then please, for heavens sake, learn how to walk with your feet central to your shoes. Honestly, it isn't rocket science.

Personally, i don't see whats wrong with a chunky pair of biker boots and thick socks if its really that cold. Also ladies, we've all stood in a puddle in a pair of ugg style boots, isn't it horrid?

Now, Ugg style boots in winter i can forgive, just. But in the summer there is no excuse to wear uggs, especially not with bare legs and a denim mini. No way.